Weakness...

Karl Marx once said "Religion is the opiate of the masses". No, Karl, you fucking communist bastard. Opium is the opiate of the masses.
I was flipping around the channels tonight (Maybe I need to stop that. It just pisses me off. However, I get some good rants out of it!) and came across a show called "30 Days". I'm not really sure what the premise of the SERIES is, but this particular SHOW was about a mother who takes to drinking for 30 days (I'm guessing) to show her partying daughter how bad it can be. The mom's probably not much older than me. The daughter's in college. I think the series is produced by that mental midget who produced the movie about McDonald's food making you fat. Dipshit. I can't even begin to tell you how fucking TWISTED this premise is (for a show, AND a life). Oh, wait. Yes I CAN begin to tell you. And here I go!
First of all, alcoholism, (or any other addiction for that matter) isn't a disease. You can't catch it, you can't give it to anybody, and anybody who succumbs to the point of uncontrollability, is weak. Downright weak.
(GASP! He cant say that! Why doesn't he talk about cake like he used to? He looks just like Kevin James.)
In today's touchy, feely world, the alcoholic (or Mini-Mart robber, or car-jacker, or female child rapist) isn't responsible. Oh, no. "I wasn't held as a child", "I wasn't breast fed", "I'm bi-polar!" Boo-fucking-hoo! The best song that liberal pin-head Don Henley ever wrote was "Get Over It". It was like when Robert DeNiro became lucid for three or so months in "Awakenings". The song absolutely pin points what is wrong with society today. (And, musically, it's a great tune!) Then, after that, Don lapsed back into his leftist coma.
There is an easy solution to all this. Don't ask me how I know, but all the old guys in the program will tell you it's real simple: Just don't drink.
So, anyway, back to Mom and hot daughter (Hey, she's drunk...She's not ugly). I'm gonna let you in on a little secret (as I look around the corner for the ACLU): You can go through your kids' stuff. You can lock your kids in their room. You can even hit your kids! (And for all you bleeding-hearts out there, I mean "spank". God, I just hate watering this down for all you namby-pambys.)
So, instead of doing all that stuff I just mentioned, Mom is gonna get drunk to show daughter how bad it is. Basically, Mom is taking away ALL responsibility from the child. Doesn't this seem obscene to anyone? Typical liberalism...You're down in the gutter and I'm not, but instead of being strong and helping you up, I'm gonna climb right down there with ya, 'cause that'll show ya! Remember the President we had before W.? Yeah, the one who got blow jobs in the oval office from a teenage intern while ignoring national security. YEAH! That one! "I feel your pain." No, Bill, the only pain you had was the fact you couldn't have your cigar and smoke it, too. But that's another addiction (or two).
Typical liberalism...
This McDonald's documentary guy, went after McD's and got them to actually change restaurant policy. That is scary. Maybe he doesn't like fat people. I'm accusing him of "weight-ism". But the sad truth is he's just anti-business, anti-success, however you want to look at it. But, Tag, why wouldn't he want us to succeed? So we'll rent/go to/buy his next project that tells us who we should be afraid of next! Just like big government. Hey, people! You're not smart enough to figure out that too much fast food will make you fat! Well, lucky you. I (as a film maker/politician/special interest group) am going to make sure that big bad McDonald's doesn't feed you too much. This one guy is regulating YOUR lives! Just like big government. LIBERALISM! This is a shining example, people! WAKE THE FUCK UP! Bigger government equals more regulation which leads to socialism and it's just a hop, skip, and a jump to communism. The "McDonald's" and T.V. projects that this guy has produced are simply microcosmic models of big government (liberalism). However, I'm not sure what his angle is with this "30 Days" show. Maybe he just likes seeing young girls and their moms get drunk.
Maybe his angle is "you can't know what someone is feeling until you walk in their shoes", which is complete bullshit. I don't want to walk in their shoes...They've got puke all over them.
When I first started this rant, the show was still on. Now that I've come back to finish it, I'm not even sure if the show's still around. Maybe he'll just go away...Yeah, and maybe the sight of Michael Moore in a Speedo won't make we want to swill a bottle of demon rum.
I know all my liberal "friends" are reading this and think I've lost my mind. You bunch of useful idiots!
So, bottom line: Drinking bad. Drugs bad. Don't do it. (Stupid Nancy Reagan). Actually, I don't care if you do it or not. Just stay the hell off the road (Or you might kill me) and don't have crack babies or kids with FAS 'cause that'll raise my insurance rates (And that would REALLY piss me off!)
Oh, and by the way Karl, it's too bad you weren't around to see communism go down like the two dollar whore she was. As for the opiate of the masses, maybe you were right! In fact, I think I'll go get high right now.